Episode 53: Let’s Get Musky

February 15, 2018

This week we explore Saturn. A god, and a planet with a big ol' hexagon on it. Or is it a cube? I wonder if there was a crazy space scientist who has the gumption to find out... ooh how about that Elon Musk fella? He's blasting his dead enemies into space, surely he can send one of them to Saturn while he's at it. Oh also we talk about Jesus' foreskin a bit. Musky stuff. 


Episode 52: Witch Cakes And Bloody Nooses

February 11, 2018

One year worth of episodes so we decided to drop a big ol' banger. Salem witches and satanic patanic - There's also a super sweet new song from Toehider. 


Episode 51: Illuminati McIlluminface

January 31, 2018

This week we're talking about that ol' alabaster orb, that cheesy rock, that cosmic bloody pebble that ya know and love - it's only the bloody feminine divine aka The Moon. And this week it's a Super Blood Blue Moon! The rarest card in the pack. We talk about werewolves, the Gippsland Dark and brain tides. Plus: QAnon, Hashtag Release The Memo, Hashtag Release The Texts, Humanzees and Ferry McFerryface, a political conspiracy to rival the overzealous haircut applied to one John F. Kennedy.


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January 23, 2018

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Episode 49: Holy Sheet!

January 15, 2018

This week we're talking about the Shroud of Turin - Christ's burial wrappings or just a manky old bedsheet? We also take a look at the Majestic Twelve - a conspiracy within a conspiracy within a conspiracy where the only thing that's certain is that the con is on and nothing will be the same again.


Episode 48: The Calm Before The CryptoConspiracy

January 4, 2018

This week we are definitely not becoming a Cryptocurrency podcast. We are, however, talking about neat conspiracies such as the Voynich manuscript and the Calm Before The Storm. Two things that don't really make any sense, and if we're realistic, probably never will. Heart reacts only please. 


Episode 47: ConspiraSANTA

December 25, 2017

It's a special Christmas episode. That's what it is! You didn't even see it coming. It'll go down in history as one of the great episodes and you got it right under your tree on Christmas morning. You lucky things you!


Episode 46: You’re Back From Outer Space, I’m Going Underground

December 21, 2017

Why in the dickens would Denver airport have Nazi murals and underground bases? How about a giant blue horse with demon eyes and a weird posterior? It's cooked, that's what it is... and then we dial it back with just some regular old full disclosure about UFO studies and black budgets from the Pentagon. 2017 haha it is crazy. 


Episode 45: We Run These Mother Numbers

December 14, 2017

Who run the numbers? The Rothschilds obvi. The creators of the banking system, the grandpappies and mammies of it all, communicating via shortwave radio with beeps and boops. This week it's all Rothschilds and Numbers Sations. Honestly, the former is pretty weak, but the latter is great. We tune into Russian satellites, UK coastguards, and Italian numbers stations. 


Episode 44: Don’t Tread On My Blue Suede Shoes

December 11, 2017

In this episode, we take a look at the King of Rock & Roll, one Elvis Presley - or that's what they want you to think? Was Elvis secretly his twin? Or a lizard? Or just one of many multi-dimensional Elvises dancing to Chrononaut Colonel Tom Parker's infernal flute?